doctor-hannibalism
  • job interviewer: why should you get the job?
  • me: i know a lot about horror movies.
  • me: oh and serial killers
  • me: and autopsies
  • me: let's not forget fictional serial killers
  • me: and execution methods
  • me: oh oh and 100 ways to kill someone
  • me: and hide a body without being discovered by the police.
  • me: ever.
  • job interviewer: but this is mcdonalds
  • me:
  • job interviewer:
  • me:
  • job interviewer: *sweats nervously*
  • me: well this is awkward